Alan prefers golf shirts to T-shirts, although he is in denial about how bad his paunch looks. He is toying with voting Reform like others in his four ball. They like their weekly chats, because no-one there calls Alan racist for saying what he thinks, when what he thinks is bloody good English common sense.

“Mrs Thatcher, who is accepted as the greatest to ever hold the role”

Walk around Glasgow or Liverpool with that on a T-shirt Alan

The key to being a great Prime Minster from this list is to get out quickly, as can be seen from Mrs Thatcher, who is accepted as the greatest to ever hold the role.